"Yes…this is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we will call it…This Land!"
"…I think we should call it your grave!"
"Ah, CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL!"
BLESS THE CREATOR OF THIS POST
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
One of the important things I’ve learned about cuddling. Let the boner happen. She will not scream and call the authorities and think you’re a pervert if you catch a stiffy.
A revelation in a post.
exams and term papers got you stressed out and run down? well just remember, no matter how poorly you do, and no matter how much better everyone else does, no one is getting a job when they graduate
OH MY GOD I JUST FOUND THIS ON GOOGLE STREET VIEW AND I’M ACTUALLY CRYING WTF I’M SO SCARED RIGHT NOW
WHY DID THEY BLUR IT OUT OMFG THE END IS NEAR
it’s back after so long