sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
So don’t say you do. You never ask how I’m going, or how my day was. You never listen to my problems, and always talk about yourself. I’m always there for you, when you’re angry or upset. I always listen to you rant and always try to make you feel better. But when I’m feeling shit? You don’t give one shit.
So don’t tell me, or don’t tell people that you care about me. ‘Cause your actions contradict your words.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
I know I’ve reblogged this before but can I just talk about his expression in the second gif because it’s like “I love you back and that is a fact, that is a serious god damn issue, this is no laughing matter, I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND I LOVE YOU BACK”
how ironic is it that that gif looks like a gay alternate universe mitt romney
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ^^^^
(Source: plushrumpsenpai)
i believe that when you know how to physically touch a girl, is when you really have her. hand placement and the use of your hands is everything, remember that gentlemen.
(Source: nicotortorella)

